Sunday, May 17

Yappy's Y-news !

At last, at last, last, my rotten blog had resurrected.. at firstly, i wanna thanks to the author, myself..blala bla bla la a.xxx.....cut the crap, and go for my y-news!

I saw a picture in the newspaper. and i notice that M'sia is a damn INTERESTING place to be visit. we have everything here, everything where other places don have.

the most important thing, the swine flu. 终于,终于,终于,最后,最后,最后,惊爆,惊爆,惊爆,had reached our wonderful country. i thought only other places only got, M'sia get isolated..sudahlar our country university didnt obtain any rank in Top 100 in the world. a case had broke out in Penang, and another 1 in Sunway. so everyone, beware of suspected face (A* SU and A*WAY, students in penang stop makan CHAR SIEW, don add char siew inside ur chicken rice) hiak!my fren's who study near Sunway hmm.. (A* Tan @ a group of SMJK's, too much d,cant list all da names, paiseh. =.=' , jz beware..wear mask, the biggger the better, instead, get one SDU's mask hmm...) + (inti fren's, A* Eddy and Z* Hang who jz went Sunway yesterday, INTI-an who read tis, boikot them !!!) *tis nt a pleasant news though

next thing is this IMPRESSIVE street sign...watch below, and stay focus~

only and the only one, in M'sia.. JALAN PUKI MAK ULAH (Puki Mak U~you? Lahrr)..hope gt one day i can autograf at the sign..its a 国宝,national treasure..well, into chinese translation, it should be 仆你啊母? 仆你啊X?仆你啊卜?ok, no hard feeling here although those words are quite hard n rough..i stil remember when secondary school time, my fren, A*Tiong had one wallet branded 'Puma'. once everyone saw wallet (wherever n whenever), we called him 'pukimak'..don know why, face problem or his bro'S, 小鸡鸡 problem ? no la, he is handsome, n his one is not 小鸡鸡,everyone know its hUge, a pea-COCK! kidding nia lar~~


last news of the day, got one mother, had gave birth to 13 (the figure should be around that) received a "Most Productive Mother" from a authority..haiz...nowadays society 重男轻女, women in preference, they neglected her's husband effort.. not fair, tak tak adil, 不公平。。ok la, dat's da news..

in MY opinion, another titile should be formed. 'Most Productive Guy' or 'Most Productive Li***le Brother'.to be qualified, u need a lot, damn abundant, unversally a lot~~~diz onei TALKIN BIOLOGICALLY! no other motive, yeah, at all








perhaps u nid more training to win.. well, training makes perfect..maybe some need X-tra aids,assistence, help? i saw tis advertisement, maybe it giv u some idea...i got tis picture from the internet.i never saw it..jz don try to attempt it, n den BLAME 9 me..












Thanks for watching..hope these enlighten ur day even for a minutes, i think its can make u happy at least for an hour gua..大佬大佬,大姐大姐,俾滴第面叻。

4 comments:

  1. hahahahaha
    i really lol-ed at the "pukimak la u" signboard!

    u should hereby announce,
    eddy and zhenghang r now being quarantined.
    DON'T GET ANY CLOSER TO THEM!

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  2. OMG zheng hang r bside me now.. i die dy loh

    Chin

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  3. the sign hmm..i not sure it is genuine or not..it appears in the newspaper, shuld be real..in direct englosh translation, should be 'puki'= go smash , 'mak u'=ur mother, 'lah'=larrrrr. haha

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