at a night,i was joking with a few drunken uncles,who appear at my restaurant for 365 nights a year and sitting exactly the same table all the time.
1) we was chatting about chicks..he telling that hey boy, let me tell u something. chinese girls are like iPhone, hardly you can get any piece of shit from them..for others, u can just buy the RM10 top-up card,and u get the night..
2) one of them say: i know english,okay, i'm INTERNATIONAL, i'm from malacca secondary school, ACS, you know, kanine.. i wonderin what is ACS...he tels me, ACS is Ambrose Chinese School,OKAY! not american cock-sucker! i laughed like shit!
3) he tells me that last time his nick name is ALARM Ge(brother). when he fucked, he can let the woman tell him what time, 10 minutes, 1 hour, 2 hour, 10 seconds, also OK! he will shoot at that time..he is accurate at timing one..
it just crap..tis what they speak when get drunk..DON TRY TIS AT ANY PLACE..WARNING!
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